Wife or Dog? Who is the better traveling partner?

Saddleback Leather owner, Suzette Munson with Blue
Suzette and Blue

Dave shares the pros and cons of traveling with your wife and traveling with your dog.  We’ll leave the deciding to you on which is better.

 

PROS TO TRAVELING WITH WIFE

Saddleback Leather owner, Dave Munson with Suzette Munson and a Tobacco Suitcase in the background
Suzette Munson with a Tobacco Suitcase in the background
  • Wife doesn’t drool on the seat
  • Wife is sexy
  • Wife doesn’t smell water three miles away and beg to go swimming EVERY SINGLE TIME
  • Wife is softer
  • Wife is warmer
  • Wife doesn’t bark out windows
  • Wife really makes me laugh
  • Wife doesn’t snore
  • Wife has ways to keep me awake on the road at night
  • Wife doesn’t randomly itch and snort uncontrollably in the middle of the night
  • Wife smells better
  • Wife is nicer to look at
  • Wife doesn’t hog the entire bed
  • Wife can hand me things while I’m driving
  • Wife is a good conversationalist
  • Wife points out cool stuff to see
  • Wife shares memories later
  • Wife doesn’t shove her feet and nails into my back while I’m sleeping
  • Wife throws Frisbees back
  • Wife is entertaining
  • Wife doesn’t get fleas
  • Wife doesn’t need to sneak into hotel rooms

PROS TO TRAVELING WITH DOG

Saddleback Leather Dave Munson's dog Blue in front of their Landrover

  • Dog food is cheaper than wife food
  • Dog is extremely patient
  • Dog is fine only visiting my side of the family every single time
  • Dog is a GREAT listener
  • Dog is fine with all my bad decisions
  • Dog can get ready in 3.2 seconds
  • Dog never complains
  • Dog only goes when we stop instead of we stop for him to go
  • Dog doesn’t mind if we pull over for photography every 35 minutes
  • Dog is never mad at me
  • Dog scares bad people away (wife attracts them)
  • Dog will sleep next to me in the car overnight
  • Dog sees no wrong
  • Dog doesn’t need A/C or heat
  • Dog doesn’t care if we’re late
  • Dog plays Frisbee for hours
  • Dog doesn’t hog the covers
  • Dog is never offended
  • Dog always thinks I’m the greatest thing since cheese stuffed pizza crust
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